Reading

I want all the little children (and adults) that look to me as a role model and a pillar of society to close their eyes for the next minute or so...

Ok, are your eyes closed? If you said yes, you're lying....

Ok, for everyone else...

Reading is a necessary evil and I don't want to do it anymore...at least not for homework.

Ok, you can open your eyes now.

I know you read the whole thing. You're so disobedient.